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Friday, June 4, 2010

Why would a speaker be afraid of Cats?

Well...
Why wouldn't a speaker be afraid of cats?

*They could have been attacked at one point in their life.
*They could be allergic.
*They could be afraid of dirt and dander that animals carry.
*They could be holding a mouse that is their most prized and precious friend.
*The cat could be a tiger or a leopard.
*The cat could be carrying a disease.
*The cat could be angry.
*They might be running from a cat mafia.
*They could be afraid of making eye contact, which cats are very good at.
*They could have ailurophobia.

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I am hungry.No. I am not hungry, I am completely famished. If i do not satisfy my craving soon I will die. And it is not food that I want.no. It's knowledge. Knowledge that can be obtained solely through the infestation of the document I have had my eye on. It is so vital to the lives of so many. But I don't care. My soul needs feeding just as much as any one of theirs. I have prepared for my invasion. for my needs to finally be met. I need to carry out my goal: infect document 367. Like a parasite, I will attach myself and unleash my wrath. I will consume what I can as quickly as I can. I will not infect gently. I will be unforgiving.and finally.finally. finally satisfy my hunger.
love,
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